Tumblr (3.0; @theamoeba)http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuvd4xrVkt1qz7g13o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>So wait, you’re telling me all I have to do for that can of Pork & Beans is <i>buy</i> a house?</p> <p>Sold!</p>http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/289408804http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/289408804Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:29:21 -0600<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuvd28ZKrV1qz7g13o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I thank my brother for finding this beauty</p>http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/289407057http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/289407057Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:27:43 -0600http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/289397365http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/289397365Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:19:04 -0600My stomach just reminded my brain that eating dinner is a requirement, not an optionhttp://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/288471166http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/288471166Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:44:25 -0600 Celebrated the ending to my first semester as a 2nd time college student!! (yea say that 5 times...http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/288188398http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/288188398Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:16:23 -0600<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kurkc2OgYU1qz7g13o1_500.jpg"/><br/> Who's Driving the Bus?<br/><br/> <img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kurkc2OgYU1qz7g13o2_500.jpg"/><br/> SANTA!!<br/><br/> <p>I got a ride home from Santa today. AND the fare was $0.00</p> <p>I love the Holidays! I also met an adorable old man on the bus who was really funny.</p>http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/286502323http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/286502323Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:14:25 -0600<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukjs4b2fg1qz7g13o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dry and blue? that can’t be good</p>http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/281004356http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/281004356Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:19:22 -0600<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukjl9DuBq1qz7g13o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fresh is good but what’s the extra one for?</p>http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/280999589http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/280999589Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:15:18 -0600Having said that very sarcastically…I hate you Dell and I will never buy another product of...http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/279362113http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/279362113Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:44:37 -0600<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuh021JUjp1qz7g13o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I like this version of Rock, Paper, Scissors better</p>http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/278474709http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/278474709Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:20:25 -0600Seriously, I am getting really sick of the threesome commercials. In less than 3 minutes the concept...http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/278337470http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/278337470Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:40:00 -0600<object width="400" height="328"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/5e4_1260479703" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/5e4_1260479703" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="328"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://svenvonpaulus.tumblr.com/post/278196853/im-back-from-obscurity-with-the-cutest-kitten" target="_blank">svenvonpaulus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m back from obscurity…with the cutest kitten I’ve ever seen…that is, other than Mako.</p> </blockquote> <p>Steve, Mako would kick that cats ass without the use of her legs. Her fat alone is a force to be reckoned with. :)</p>http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/278294765http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/278294765Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:09:22 -0600I am happy to admit that I love GLEE but am I wrong in saying that Kurt looked like a leprechaun at...http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/276959919http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/276959919Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:58:39 -0600<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuf10yC2tN1qz7g13o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Done! Where can I find a chicken? Or is that a turkey?</p>http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/276945259http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/276945259Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:46:10 -0600<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuf0lf3xGQ1qz7g13o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Laziness at its finest</p>http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/276932328http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/276932328Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:36:00 -0600<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuezuycn0d1qz7g13o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My friend Ryan sent this to me today. Where he found it, I have no clue. But it made me really happy because I love sharks and this is basically how I think of them every time I look at them anyway.</p> <p>Thanks Ryan!</p>http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/276910549http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/276910549Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:20:58 -0600<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuewp16gxG1qzogw6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hikergirl.tumblr.com/post/276815606/remember-santa-claus-was-a-red-head-before-he" target="_blank">hikergirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Remember, Santa Claus was a red head before he went gray.</p> <p>via <a href="http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/S_Z/Sa_Sh/santaClaus_isComingToTown/crops/santa-claus-coming-town3.jpg" target="_blank">static.tvguide.com</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Another victory for Redheads everywhere!! (or maybe I’m just excited because I have red hair)</p>http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/276907343http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/276907343Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:18:30 -0600morepinkapples: 1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer...http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/275494403http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/275494403Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:50:53 -0600ZombieDefense.Org: Fear the Zhark (otherwise known as the Zombie-Shark)http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/275480517http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/275480517Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:41:16 -0600Marsa: If Morgan Freeman was born as Nelson Mandela, then who would be Morgan Freeman in the movie?...http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/274097987http://theamoeba.tumblr.com/post/274097987Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:29:45 -0600