I like this version of Rock, Paper, Scissors better
What's up with the threesomes?!
Seriously, I am getting really sick of the threesome commercials. In less than 3 minutes the concept of the threesome was forced upon me via awful TV ads 3 times!! Bod - Body Heat Cologne was on, then the ridiculous D&G ad trying to sell a WATCH, and then the freaking Bod - Body Heat Cologne commercial again
Really!?!?
I’m back from obscurity…with the cutest kitten I’ve ever seen…that is, other than Mako.
Steve, Mako would kick that cats ass without the use of her legs. Her fat alone is a force to be reckoned with. :)
I am happy to admit that I love GLEE but am I wrong in saying that Kurt looked like a leprechaun at the end of today’s episode?
Done! Where can I find a chicken? Or is that a turkey?
Laziness at its finest
My friend Ryan sent this to me today. Where he found it, I have no clue. But it made me really happy because I love sharks and this is basically how I think of them every time I look at them anyway.
Thanks Ryan!
Remember, Santa Claus was a red head before he went gray.
Another victory for Redheads everywhere!! (or maybe I’m just excited because I have red hair)
Someone else's random thoughts
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to
immediately clear your computer history if you die.2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument
when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap
when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.
I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told
you how the person died.
9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this — ever.
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I
know not to answer when they call.
18. My 4-year old grandson asked me in the car the other day “Nana, what would happen if you ran over a Ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..
20. I disagree with the Jewelers. I would bet on any given
Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than jewlery.
21. The trouble with life is there’s no background music
Marsa, I had to steal this from you because as I was reading them my reply every time was, “yep I agree with that”
Fear the Zhark (otherwise known as the Zombie-Shark)
